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GF Bakes Shit Banana Bread for You

5 and a half minutes long.

I'm your girlfriend and I've been missing you lots so I'm sending you a little video and a care package!

I'm making your favourite banana bread with my secret ingredient that I know you love so much - my shit ;)

I get naked and and take a shit for you and mix up all the ingredients before popping it in the oven.

It smells fantastic - all the sweet banana bread smells mixed with the earthy slightly stinky smells make for a delicious aroma. I only wish you were here to smell it too!

I'm excited you'll get to eat a slice.

Info on getting shit banana bread mailed to you HERE

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