Nearly 5 minutes long.
I start with a hard piss in the toilet with legs spread so you can see. I had held it so it was very urgent! I'm not sure why, sometimes I jus hold my pee :)
After that, I start pushing out a very long log into the toilet. I describe the food I ate - salmon and sweet potatoes seemed to have made my poop orange! Lots of good nutrition in that though despite all the drinking I did at a show on Saturday night!
I held my poop for you guys since I have a houseguest right now so I hope this long orange monster dump is worth the fuss and tummy cramps!